This is an actual voicemail a girl left for me. Not safe for work. Her name has been edited out to protect her true identity.
It's so funny that I eventually started using it on dates or in mid-game. A few of my friends recorded it into their phones, and one guy even uses it as an opener. Insane!
Check out 1:17- “I just want you to come see my pussy....and...annihilate it”
I hope you got a kick out of it. Feel free to FW it to your friends.